The Lingerie Salesman S Worst Nightmare Link

"Then it's not strapless."

The boyfriend gets involved. He pulls a bra off the rack, holds it against his own chest, and announces, "This seems small." He does not know that the bra is a 38G. He does not know that cup size is relative to band size. He will not listen to the salesman. The Lingerie Salesman S Worst Nightmare

Carol was here for a . And not just a bra. The bra. "Then it's not strapless

Finally, the curtain opens. She is wearing her original clothing. The beige bra is back on the hanger. She places it on the "go-back" rack. She walks toward the exit. He will not listen to the salesman

The customer who tries to return a garment that has clearly been worn to a mud-wrestling match.

Because in the world of intimates retail, the nightmare never truly ends. It just changes outfits.