<div class="fine-print"> Article 161.20 of the U.S. Criminal Code implies a deprivation of liberty for 5 to 8 years. </div> </div>

Avoid this prank entirely. The risk of real harm (financial, emotional, legal) far outweighs any laugh. If you must, only use it on a close friend who explicitly agrees to dark humor tech pranks, and reveal the joke within 10 seconds.